You’re gay? That’s cool.
You’re straight? That’s cool.
You’re bi? That’s cool.
You’re asexual? That’s cool.
You’re gender fluid? That’s cool.
You’re happy with who you are and what you identify as? That’s COOL.
You’re an asshole? That’s not cool.
It’s that simple.
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*